question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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