I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
