it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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