Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Pooping to opera.
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