Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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