I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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