I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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