Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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