There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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