what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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