i just sold back the books i vomitted on
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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