you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
