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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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