So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
The air was thick with penises
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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