my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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