bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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