yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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