i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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