You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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