On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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