I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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