Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is this like a preordered booty call?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
