Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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