She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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