I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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