I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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