you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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