Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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