office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize
