just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
So vagazzling was a success
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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