What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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