you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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