Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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