Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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