And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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