New low: just hacked my moms facebook
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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