dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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