that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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