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I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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