Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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