writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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