shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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