just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
The ass gains better be worth it
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