hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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