So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
