it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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