i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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