he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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