I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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