Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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