Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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