At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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