he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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