you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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