we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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