do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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