found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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