the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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